ORIGIN STORY

The Martial Arts Arc

Dropped out of college to study Kung Fu full-time. It did not, in fact, work out.

On the bright side, he can now say "I know Kung Fu" in a deadpan Keanu voice and technically not be lying.

SIDE QUEST

Screen Credits

Has an IMDB page. No, he will not be signing autographs.

Don't get too excited.

EXPLORATION

Summit Logger

Has climbed mountains on 2 continents. Unclear if he enjoyed any of it.

Turns out 'because it's there' is not a great reason.

RARE DROP

Accidental Museum Exhibit

Amateur astrophotographer whose work has somehow ended up in museums. He is as surprised as you are.

Mostly just pointed the camera up and hoped for the best.

CRAFTING

Patent Holder

Received a patent in 2025 for protective astrophotography camera cases. Turns out they'll just give patents to anybody.

The bar is apparently on the floor.

ENDURANCE

Twitch Loyalty Record

Holds one of the top 4 longest consecutive Twitch subscriptions of any user on the entire platform. The exact ranking is hard to pin down because Twitch doesn't make it easy.

If not for climbing those mountains we'd wonder if he ever saw the sun.